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23 Ways High School Teachers And College Professors Are Completely And Totally Different

“This won’t fly in college” – every high school teacher ever.

1.

College professors can be really hard to get to know:

Middle school:

Middle school: “They won’t tolerate this in high school.”
HS: “This won’t work in college.”
College professor: “y’all want some milkduds?”

2.

They keep their beliefs to themselves:

High school teachers won’t tell you their political views but college professors will drag the entire US government without a second thought

High school teachers won’t tell you their political views but college professors will drag the entire US government without a second thought

3.

They’re very secretive people:

Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo

Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo

4.

And they aren’t afraid to lay down the law:

5.

College professors have no patience for tardiness:

6.

And they don’t appreciate any funny business:

High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that” College professors:

High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that”

College professors:

7.

They keep a strict schedule:

8.

They’re absolutely zero fun and games:

High school:

High school: “we’re only being this strict to prepare you for college”
College: *professor comes to class on Halloween in dinosaur costume*

9.

College professors rarely make mistakes:

10.

They don’t make promises they can’t keep:

11.

College professors have absolutely no room for failure:

High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot

High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this

College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot

12.

They’re super formal:

13.

And they only dress in the finest clothing:

14.

They rarely give extra credit:

High school teachers: Your college professors will NOT put up with this. College prof: *while eating banana* so the final isn’t cumulative. If you want extra credit come to my karaoke night.

High school teachers: Your college professors will NOT put up with this.

College prof: *while eating banana* so the final isn’t cumulative. If you want extra credit come to my karaoke night.

15.

Like, never:

teachers in high school:

teachers in high school: “extra credit doesn’t exist in college and you will die”
actual college professors: “make a hand turkey and show me for bonus points”

16.

College professors take tests very seriously:

HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos

HS teachers: college is NOT a joke

a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos

17.

Super, super serious:

My High school Teacher: “You are all in for a rude awakening in college. Professors don’t mess around, its all business there.” My Neuroscience Prof:

My High school Teacher: “You are all in for a rude awakening in college. Professors don’t mess around, its all business there.”

My Neuroscience Prof:

18.

College professors have no time for jokes:

19.

They’re super hard-asses:

High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am” College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online”

High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am”

College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online”

20.

They only cancel class if the situation is truly desperate:

21.

Like, truly desperate:

high school teachers: be thankful we're so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can't make it to class, I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone

high school teachers: be thankful we’re so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up
college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can’t make it to class, I’m mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone

22.

They have no time for fun and games:

23.

They let absolutely nothing slide:

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