It’s a “nope” from me, dawg.
But I’m not here to talk about any of that stuff. I’m here to talk about one absolutely horrifying thing that happened to Chrissy in DC yesterday: She lost a tooth while eating a Fruit Roll-Up.
In a video shared to Twitter and Instagram captioned “Welp,” Chrissy showed off the damage:
“I just lost my tooth in a Fruit Roll-Up,” she says, and then holds up the tooth, wedged inside a sticky wad of red Fruit Roll-Up.
Now, perhaps you’re reading this and you’re like, “Who cares?” But you have to understand that for a certain subset of people — self very much included — losing teeth like this is a LITERAL WORST NIGHTMARE:
And if you’re prone to dreams about losing teeth, Chrissy’s story is a big, fat NOPE:
Chrissy later revealed that that the tooth she lost was a cap, not a real tooth with a root:
But that didn’t do much do calm people’s anxieties:
People are now hopping into Chrissy’s replies to share their own stories of losing teeth — and frankly, I want to barf:
Good luck at the dentist, Chrissy. I need to go lie down.
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