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I Watched “Halloweentown” For The First Time In 10 Years, And It’s Just As ~Magical~ As I Remember

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It’s been 22 years since the masterpiece that is Halloweentown hit Disney Channel.


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Growing up, this film got me in the spirit even more than trick-or-treating. So, I decided to celebrate the spooky season by watching my favorite Halloween movie for the first time as an adult!


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Here are all the thoughts that flew through my head while I was watching it:

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Wow! Marnie is starting us off with some SASS.


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And her mom’s just standing there silently and taking it?? My mom would NEVER.

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But I am definitely digging her sheer, yellow button-up and colorful scrunchie. How ’90s!


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3.

If you don’t like Halloween, you can’t be my friend. Sorry, Marnie’s brother, those are the rules.


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Marnie’s sister is such a mood here.


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So the mom was just gonna hide Marnie’s powers until they went away forever? I suspect that would have led to a lifetime of trust issues once her daughter found out.


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Ayyy, we made it to Halloweentown! But I kinda wish Marnie left Dylan at home. He’s dragging down the vibe.


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LOL, this joke flew over my head as a kid.


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Call me old-fashioned, but I am not a fan of witches making potions in the microwave.


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9.

Ohhhh, sick burn, Marnie.


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10.

I’m legit gonna start calling everyone I don’t like wieners from now on.


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11.

I feel like keeping a caged crow in the corner of your office is a good indicator that you’re low-key a creep.


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12.

Does Kalabar always keep a single dead rose on his desk in case a pretty lady comes by?


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13.

Nooo, don’t fall for it, Grandma!!


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14.

Can I just say how much I love this nickname?


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15.

HA! Monster-Kalabar telling Luke to shut up is so satisfying.


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16.

Ooh la la! This hairdresser is welcome to trim my shrub anytime.


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17.

Sophie lets the dog off his leash to chase away the skeleton?! This girl is a GENIUS.


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18.

Wow, Soph saves the day again! No offense, Marnie, but your little sister is really stealing the show right now.


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19.

Hell yeah! Marnie’s out here taking a stand against fuckboys everywhere!


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20.

How come Monster-Kalabar can chill in the sunlight now when it hurt him before? This should have been explained.


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21.

Why is he acting like he’s such a prize? Honestly confused here.


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Talk about having an ex you’re embarrassed of.

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Marnie, you are a queen, but your insults need some work, girl.


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Ummm, excuse me. How did I never notice Grandma casually strolling up to the jack-o’-lantern and plopping Merlin’s talisman in? Are you telling me Marnie crawled up there and fainted on top of the pumpkin for nothing?!!


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Nooo, Marnie! Don’t give in! Luke doesn’t deserve your magical kisses!


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25.

Remembering my VHS collection is making me feel really old, guys.


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26.

Okay, this kid has been a good guy for like two seconds. Why are we trusting him to safely transport dozens of people across worlds?


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And Grandma’s moving to the mortal world so my favorite Cromwell witches can stay together! What a ~magical~ ending.


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Well, this movie was even better than I remembered! After all these years, Marnie is still a boss ass witch.


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How do you feel about Halloweentown? LMK in the comments below!

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